There is no such thing as "Christian Music" Only Christian lyrics. This page is dedicated to describing how an aspiring parodist/lyricist can write the lyrics God originally intended for many songs.
Creating Your Own Parodeities

Interested in writing your own Christian parodies of secular tunes? The following essays may help you get started and learn how to write great parodies.

Think You Can Write Parodies?

There are some exciting Parodeities here on Webster. Think you'd like to try your hand at it? C'mon, it can't be that hard, right? Bang those things out and send 'em in today!

Submit! (To the Lord's will and send 'em in!)