There is no such thing as "Christian Music" Only Christian lyrics. This site is dedicated to giving a lot of songs the lyrics God originally intended for them.

Jeff James (the "Parod-Dud") is one of the world's most prolific Christian Parodists. Webster is priviledged to have his material appearing at this site. Jeff generally produces very high-quality parodies from a technical point of view. Rather than just "Christianizing lyrics" or even just rewriting a new set of lyrics to an existing song, Jeff works hard at getting the rhyming scheme in his parodies to match the rhyme endings of the original tune. Jeff also has the penchant for choosing some really amazing song titles for his parodies. Reading Jeff's work is a great way to learn how to create well-written parodies of your own (something I've spent a lot of time doing -RLH). Like J. Jackson of ApologetiX, most of Jeff's parodies are stories that come straight from the Bible, so it's hard to argue about the theological applicability of his work. So get prepared to enjoy yourself; you're about to experience work by a master in the field!

New Parodies by Jeff James:

Title Can Be Sung to This Tune
A-Any Day Everyday (James Taylor)
Abe-y You're The One Jew Baby I'm a-Want You (Bread)
A Darius #1 Aquarius (5th Dimension)
A Darius #2 Aquarius (5th Dimension)
A Gift From God Against All Odds (Phil Collins)
And The Weather Keenly Changed Have You Ever Seen the Rain? (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Anything I've Blown Everything I Own (Bread)
A Scarred, Flayed Christ A Hard Day's Night (The Beatles)
Beasts, Red Ooze Then Some Frogs Aid Jews Me and You and a Dog Named Boo (Lobo)
Bein' Sanctified Feelin' Satisfied? (Boston)
Bethlehem Nights Hollywood Nights (Bob Seger)
Bless His Name What's Your Name (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Bless Our God More Desperado (The Eagles)
Boat Ta Shore Returns Point of Know Return (Kansas)
Book Galations Good Vibrations (The Beach Boys)
Born as a Child Born to be Wild (Steppenwolf)
Boy For The World Joy to The World (Three Dog Night)
Break It In Two Make it With You (Bread)
Bush Tush (ZZ Top)
Buzzed Jump (Van Halen)
Cacklin' Mommie Cracklin' Rosie (Neil Diamond)
Cain Jane (Jefferson Starship)
Caring Isai' Carefree Highway (Gordon Lightfoot)
Christ Got My Shame I Got a Name (Jim Croce)
Christ is the Model Time in a Bottle (Jim Croce)
Christ, The Rock Like a Rock (Bob Seger)
Christ Was Born China Grove (Doobie Brothers)
Christ's in the Manger Cat's in the Cradle (Harry Chapin)
Climbed Ta See The Chirst Time For Me To Fly (REO Speedwagon)
Coq Tweets Thrice Knock Three Times (Tony Orlando and Dawn)
Cover Was a Boulder Grown Cover of the Rolling Stone (Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show)
Danny's Song Annie's Song (John Denver)
Dead Faith Head Games (Foreigner)
Deh-Ranged The Grange (ZZ Top)
Departed, Taught Some Souls Heart of Rock 'n' Roll (Huey Lewis & the News)
Do Not It Eat, It Eat Do Wah Diddy (Manford Mann)
Don't Tell Him You Love Him Don't Tell Me You Love Me (Night Ranger)
Dude John B Sloop John B (The Beach Boys)
Ever Been to Spain? Never Been to Spain (Three Dog Night)
Every Breath You Take Every Breath You Take (the Police)
Evil, Sleazy Demons Peaceful, Easy Feeling (the Eagles)
Ezra, Guys Trust The Best of My Love (the Eagles)
Fall On Your Knees Call Me the Breeze (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Fire In The Thorns Riders on the Storm (the Doors)
'Fore Pharoah to Christ American Pie (Don McLean)
Free Will Free Bird (Lynard Skynard)
(From) Far I'll Greet Him, Still Margaritaville (Jimmy Buffett)
Get Pearl of Great Price When Worlds Collide (Powerman 5000)
Get The Darn Sea Parted Get The Party Started (Pink)
(Geth)Semane Remedy (Seether)
Glad, Surprised Black and White (3 Dog Night)
Give the Gospel News Still Listen to the Music (Doobie Brothers)
God - Creator Operator (Jim Croce)
God's Judges Hot Blooded (Foreigner)
God Willed It Godzilla (Blue Oyster Cult)
Golden Guy/Id'l Cold as Ice (Foreigner)
Goodflock Woodstock (Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young/Joni Mitchell)
Go Ta Rome Kodachrome (Paul Simon)
Haggee-ai Maggie May (Rod Stewart)
Hard Pressed Man Sharp Dressed Man (ZZ Top)
Hey, It's Right in James Maybe I'm Amazed (McCartney/Wings)
Hey Jude Hey You (Bachman Turner Overdrive)
Hey Ph'lipp-ans Day Tripper
Hosea Rosanna (Toto)
(I AM)/M'ssiah Made Me Whole I Love Rock 'n Roll (Joan Jett & the Blackhearts)
If You B'lieve Him, Wow! If You Leave Me Now (Chicago)
In Just Three Steps Gimme Three Steps (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Iraq and Iran Jack and Dianne (John Cougar)
Isaiah Layla (Eric Clapton)
Is It A Crime Isn't It Time (The Babies)
It's a Ruth In The Mood (Led Zeppelin)
Jeremiah In a Bind Carolina In My Mind (James Taylor)
Jericho Vertigo (U2)
Jew Faked He's So Hairy, Pappy You Make Me So Very Happy (Blood, Sweat, and Tears)
Jewish Zero? Jukebox Hero (Foreigner)
Jew's Dying - Wow! Who's Crying Now (Journey)
Jew Taught It You Got It (Roy Orbison)
Johnny B's Good Johnny B. Goode (Chuck Berry)
Josh Hush (Deep Purple)
Keep Hidin' The Babes Slip Slidin' Away ( Paul Simon)
Kin? I Wonder Land Down Under (Men at Work)
Lad Threw a Stone Bad to the Bone (George Thorogood)
Lake Is Breezy Take It Easy (The Eagles)
Late Ones Straight On (Heart)
Latter Days Will Be Dark Saturdays in the Park (Chicago)
Leader of Twelve Men Leader of the Band (Dan Fogelberg)
Learn His Ways Turn the Page (Bob Seger)
Like Cruel Romans (Went to Excess) Long Cool Woman in a black dress (The Hollies)
Lions' Eyes Lyin' Eyes (The Eagles)
Long, Long, Trail to Rome Long, Long, Way From Home (Foreigner)
Lord Ransomed Me Don't Answer Me (The Alan Parsons Project)
Loving A Slave Running Away (Hoobastank)
Loving Ones Do This Love The One Your With (Stephen Stills)
Mad, Mad, He Left Town Bad, Bad, Leroy Brown (Jim Croce)
Mark was a Writer Arc of a Driver (Steve Winwood)
Ma-ry Amie (Pure Prairie League)
Message For His Honor Message in a Bottle (The Police)
Missed Your Fold In There Sister Goldenhair (America)
More Dire Than Sheol The Fire Down Below (Bob Seger)
Mo' Sees, the Surf Flew I Feel The Earth Move (Carole King)
Namely, I Love Yaweh Baby, I Love Your Way (Peter Frampton)
Nile Ire Wild Fire (Michael Martin Murphey)
Not Ev'ryone Caught in the Sun (Course of Nature)
(Not the) Only Boy Lonely Boy (Andrew Gold)
O-ba-dee', O-ba-di'h Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da (the Beatles)
Oh, Could Be The Night/New Other Nature No Sugar Tonight/New Mother Nature (The Guess Who)
Oh He's Comin' Back Oh Ye Como Va (Santana)
Oh Matthew Trusts No Matter What (Badfinger)
Oh, There He Hung Oh Very Young (Cat Stevens)
One December, Christ Was Due Just Remeber I Love You (Firefall)
One of These Summer Breeze (Seals and Crofts)
Our "Brother's" Comprised of Dust Another One Bites the Dust (Queen)
Our Lord is Still Around The Boys are Back in Town (Thin Lizzy)
Outfoxed Her? The Boxer (Simon and Garfunkel)
Out on the Mountain Down on the Corner (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Paperweight Paperlate (Genesis)
Please Find Me Wise Behind Blue Eyes (the Who)
Pastor Man Piano Man (Billy Joel)
Philemon, Judge Right Tequila Sunrise (The Eagles)
P.I.G. TNT (AC/DC)
Pore Through Ephesians More Than a Feeling (Boston)
Quake Split The Room Make It With You (Bread)
Rahab/Snuck Men Roxanne (The Police)
Rainy Day On One Day Rainy Days and Mondays (The Carpenters)
Read Right In Numbers Feel Like a Number (Bob Seger)
Recount Them Pink Houses (John Cougar Mellencamp)
Rugged Cross Southern Cross (Crosby, Stills & Nash)
Sad Guys Bad Times (Grand Funk Railroad)
Saint Jude Hey Jude (The Beatles)
Sandy Land Handy Man (James Taylor)
Savior's Love Radar Love (Golden Earring)
Scourged Him (Oh Not Pretend!) Working For The Weekend (Loverboy)
Sealed Then On High Wheel In The Sky (Journey)
See In John, Yes the Way
Servant Girl Surfer Girl (The Beach Boys)
Shirkin' My Forgivin' Workin' For a Living (Huey Lewis & The News)
Shouldn't Shout 'Til Man Blows Lookin' Out My Back Door (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Simon's World Diamond Girl (Seales and Croft)
Sin Man Tin Man (America)
Shoestring Tie-er Shooting Star (Bad Company)
Son One (Three Dog Night)
Special Day The Sun Sits Any Way You Want It (Journey)
Stalk Like Haman Walk Like a Man (Grand Funk Railroad)
Starved and Cold Heart of Gold (Neil Young)
Straight Street Main Street (Bob Seger)
Strode on the Water Smoke on the Water (Deep Purple)
Sunday Morning Monday Morning (Fleetwood Mac)
Sweet Home Maranatha Sweet Home Alabama (Lynard Skynard)
That Daughter Black Water (The Doobie Brothers)
The Christ Divine The Christ Divine
The Corinth-y Song The Authority Song (John Cougar Mellencamp)
(There's Almost) Fifteen Ways That He Uncovered 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Paul Simon)
The Peters Candida (Tony Orlando & Dawn)
The Search is Over The Search is Over (Survivor)
The Son Above The One I Love (REM)
The Strong Ones The Long Run (The Eagles)
The Very First Woman American Woman (Guess Who/Lenny Kravitz)
They'll Come Back Welcome Back (John Sebastian)
This Bloke's Fatter Than Thee It Don't Matter To Me (Bread)
Three Guys With Baby Three Times a Lady (the Commodores)
Thrilled, Not Lame Still the Same (Bob Seger)
Throw Spear At Dave Show Me The Way (Peter Frampton)
Thy Sacrifice My Sacrifice (Creed)
Tow'r Took Down Brown Sugar (The Rolling Stones)
Try the Lane Back Find Your Way Back (Jefferson Starship)
Treasure in Heaven Stairway to Heaven (Led Zeppelin)
Under Pilate Thunder Island (Jay Ferguson)
Unto Home Country Roads (John Denver)
Very Psalms Cherry Bombs (John Cougar Mellencamp)
Want It, Dead or Alive Wanted, Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi)
Was The Guy That's Rock Love Me Like a Rock (Paul Simon)
Well It's Hard With Joseph's Dreams Boulevard Of Broken Dreams (Green Day)
We Will Laud You/He's Marred and Trampled We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions (Queen)
What Guides Your Life Cuts Like a Knife (Bryan Adams)
What Nine? Sunshine (Jonathon Edwards)
What Other 49? Funk #49 (The James Gang)
What's in Colossians? Love is Like Oxygen (The Sweet)
Who Lost The Ten? You've Got a Friend (James Taylor)
Wise to Heed This Jew Nice To Be With You (Gallery)
Wow Mary Proud Mary (Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Xerxes, King of Nation You're The Inspiration (Chicago)
Ya Little? The Middle (Jimmy Eat World)
Yesterday/Bless and Pray Yesterday (The Beatles)
You Gonna Boldly Stand? I Wanna Hold Your Hand (The Beatles)
Your Ark's the Way So Far Away (Carole King)
You're the King, Salvation You're the Inspiration (Chicago)
Your Luke Sir Duke (Stevie Wonder)
Zoo With the Rain Fool in the Rain (Led Zeppelin)

Think You Can Write Parodies?

Jeff James has written some exciting Parodeities. Think you'd like to try your hand at it? C'mon, it can't be that hard, right? Bang those things out and send 'em in today!

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