Beasts, Red Ooze Then Some Frogs Aid Jews
Parody of "Me and You and a Dog Named Boo" by Lobo
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
Exodus ch. 1-14
Guys repressed there. Jews were saved
By nine or..more tough plagues,
After they struck by the Nile.
Masters tried, sons to slay.
Well, sour raged that cold Pharoah.
Mo' would decline. Lord said to go.
So, now a glitch -
King's attacked with some toads and gnats.
CHORUS:
Beasts, red ooze then some frogs aid Jews.
Mad ol' king's then givin' up his plan.
D'sease, red ooze then some frogs aid Jews.
Now, guys was free then..ta seek land.
Flies then filled King's halls.
The sleet's real rough, great balls.
And then hardened's Pharoah's heart.
Lobbed is dust, then boils spread.
Oh, then God fully shades their earth.
Again, He plagued 'em. Lord struck kids born first.
The mothers sank, aghast.
It's..after the toads and gnats.
Chorus
King ever regrets that day
The locusts came. The insects..devastate.
The sight wasn't pretty, thus
Lettin' 'em out is quite sane.
Oh, you'd thought he'd seen it once before.
Pharoah's sure buckin'..from the Lord.
They saw Jews get away, then at-
-tacked all God's chosen men.
Chorus
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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