Cacklin' Mommie
Parody of "Cracklin' Rosie" by Neil Diamond
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
believer)
Cacklin' mommie said 'round Lord,
"We're gonna lie (still in vain) I roared no more."
Faked, yet He knows. Lord won't reproach.
Have me a child in a old man's lady?
D'liv'rin' has a finite stage.
Hey, Someone cares and He's there, He gave a son.
Baby'll come . . . you think? Yeah, I'm stunned.
"Oh, we should believe the I AM", I said - glad, sweet news!
CHORUS:
So my son's my old-age child.
He fought Ishmael, two babes real scrappy.
Should obey, we sinned a while.
Cacklin' mommie, you're the Lord's old woman.
You gave me kid while I think none's comin'.
Oh, cannot believe, sure we're wrong, the son will come.
Hey, did doubt.
Hey, did doubt.
Hey, did doubt. I'm Abe-y.
REFRAIN:
Cacklin' mommie, hey we have guile.
God will give us more of power. And of Ike,
He's sacrifice, but yet it turns right.
My, but don't read that so fast, Genesis eighteen.
(chorus)
(refrain)
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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