Cover Was a Boulder Grown
Parody of "Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
And if shoved, yes it barely'd go.
The thing was a beauty, but the thing was now huge,
At two thousand pounds or so.
The space inside it kills. Ooh, this mass - the door it fills.
Thus God's will is ever known.
But He split, you betcha. He's not dead (search scripture),
Though the cover was a boulder grown.
CHORUS:
(Boulder grown) On our Jesus' crypt, sure was a cover.
(Grown) Johnny, Pete and Mary (not His mother).
(Grown) Gonna see Christ rise this day,
Though the cover was a boulder grown.
It's hard to sneak inside, matey. Great stone laid weighty.
Ooh, not buoyant, small nor lean.
Got some soldiers - they were baddies -
Biding time in between.
The guards resigned. Ooh, no one finds
It's the time to drill it or groan.
My. they didn't just pitch it. What could heft and ditch it
'Cause the cover was a boulder grown?
Chorus
They thought they oughta git and see it. Ooh, guys snoopy
To view in the crypt that day.
They got a genuine lookin'-in preview.
Jews seeing that He gets away.
They told all their friends, not want to deny,
Oh, the heavenly truths that were shown.
When the angel, he hitched her
'Cause he grabbed, then he pitched her
Though the cover was a boulder grown.
Chorus:
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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