Dude John B
Parody of "Sloop John B" by The Beach Boys
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
We run up ta dude John B. Guy had foll'wers plenty
Around Naz'reth ground, Je-e-sus' home.
Think he's not bright? John did use some diet!
Yes, thy meal was locusts! Nigh coming's the One.
CHORUS:
Lord's voice from the John B. wails
("Ye wrought a straight way yet?")/(See how the brave repent.)
Called, oh he baptized in Jor-dan in the foam.
Yes he showed hope. Christ one is from Lord.
Camel skin's your clothing. Nigh coming's the One.
At first they feel John's th'One. Oh they were baptized, dunked.
John up and said, "Ooh, cousin, hey, HE's the Way!"
Ne'er did John moan, "Guys won't believe I'm the one."
Yes, thy meal was locusts! Nigh coming's the One.
(chorus)
It sure looks he would live. Threw in jail, brought by king.
King's on hook then he'll pay up, prophet's quite scorned.
Yes, he's so torn. Guys won't expect he'll last long.
He is the first killed, guy's martyred, this John.
Oh, boys, the sweet John's in jail. He wrought a straight way, yes.
Aw, on a platter is gore, head of our John.
Yes, he'll go Home, work's gonna be done.
Yeah, revealed the Lord's Son. Christ one is from Lord.
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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