Ever Went To Spain?
Parody of "Never Been to Spain" by Three Dog Night
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
Had guy ever went to Spain?
But guy'd like ta try, with Jews there.
Hey, the pagans have disdain there,
Then their souls, oh wow, could lose ëem.
I know he cruised there.
Yes, he's done Seleucia,
Back ta Jerus'lem.
Had guy ever went to England?
But guy kind of likes Bereans.
Oh, guy went out t'wards Achaia.
Lo, he'd make it ëround Cenchrea,
And Phrygia . . . Caesarea.
Oh, Paul would . . . go tell Lord's good.
Well, remember, went to Eph'sus,
But guy went ta Macedonia,
Then some swell, neat guys at Troas.
Thus guy sails to Ptolemais.
And though he's Roman, ta jail he's goin',
But then Patara, plus unto Malta.
Version #2
Acts 13:4; 15:2; 18:23; 18:12; 18:22; 20:15; 28:13; 18:19; 16:2; 14:5; 17:1,15; 21:1
Had guy ever went to Spain?
But guy'd like ta try, with Jews there.
Hey, the pagans have disdain there,
Then their souls, oh wow, could lose ëem.
I know he cruised there.
Yes, he's done Seleucia,
Back ta Jerus'lem.
Had guy ever went to England?
But guy kinda likes Phrygia.
Oh, guy went out t'wards Achaia.
Lo, he sailed ta Caesarea,
And Miletus . . . plus Rhegium.
Oh, Paul would . . . go tell Lord's good.
Well, remember, went to Eph'sus
'Cause guy left from old Icon'um.
Well, they said he's nigh ta stoned there,
Thus guy's still not sore he left there.
In Amphipolis,
T'ward Apollonia,
Then unto Athens, then for Patara.
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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