God - Creator |
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Parody of "Operator" by Jim Croce |
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Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud) |
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| (He can put time in a bottle, don’t mess around with Him ;-) God – Creator – Lord, would do heavens, plus earth ball. It “seems” He slumbered, but He fashioned this orb then waited. (It’s hidden, earth’s own face) / (Beginning, it was made). It’s quite blest, just six thin days. And light? He said, “See, it’s swell”, then separated. CHORUS: First He wrought light rays and, hey it’s good, And then firmament’s planned. He gives seeds and some herbs. This new land’s dry quick, Oh, night then falls. Animals then like birds and some roe. “Dry” animals were formed, then man He shaped real well. Christ saw thē things, they’re sure … good, thus pronounced it swell. And from dust does He wield, ‘cause that God, His way reveals. God – Creator – Lord, would do heavens, plus earth ball, Does expanse ‘tween the waters that’s separated. Fared one thing – land, quite dry. Plants grow, yet after their own kind. Lights twinkle now above, and sight water babies. (Chorus) God – Creator – Lord, would do heavens, plus earth ball. Bears after their … kind. Silly ones that could squawk too. Man’s sure formed “like” Christ. So sure, man goes ta multiply. It’s good, then sweet rest time. First He wrought light rays and, hey it’s good, And then firmament’s planned. He gives seeds and some herbs. This new land’s dry quick, Oh, night then falls. Animals then like birds and some roe. “Dry” animals were formed, then man He shaped real well. Christ, oh enriched Thy earth, then one He brings for help. Adam, lonely won’t feel. From man, woman was revealed. |
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BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of J. Jackson's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words. |
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