God Willed It

Parody of "Godzilla" by the Blue Oyster Cult
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Paro-dud)
To deter all God's vengeance at a horrible town,
The poor and little Jonah was sent 'round.
Godless people, they were causin' pain,
Grieved true God and He'd cooked up a plan.
He kicked up a fuss, yeah, that Jonah left town.
As he made for a ship (it was headed outbound).

CHORUS:
Jonah, go to Nineveh. You know God wills it.
Jonah, don't go on that boat. You know God wills it.

Chorus repeat

God wills it, God wills it, God wills it, God wills it . . .

(Bring the news to lost old Nineveh.
Bring the news to lost old Nineveh.
God wills to cleanse them, humans that do not follow Me.
Thank you, sinning guys were made right.
Thank you, sinning guys were made right.)

Chorus

His stories show again and again how Savior lifts up the fallen of men. God
wills it! (repeat)
Note: Jeff James has written several Parodeities over the years. He has been gracious enough to rewrite many of the parodies appearing in the Parodeity section on Webster. He's done a great job improving some of these tunes in subtle and not-so-subtle ways. I'm absolutely thrilled that he has taken it upon himself to make these improvements; I had hoped when I put all my work in the public domain that it would encourage some people to make these types of modifications to the Parodeities to improve them. It is exciting to see someone doing this kind of work; I hope that Jeff's excellent work will encourage others to write new parodies or "ReVerse" existing parodeities. -- Randy Hyde

BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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