Hard-Pressed Man
Parody of "Sharp Dressed Man" by ZZ Top
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
We blurt, "You fool!"
Can you know all Paul's been going through?
Ill-used, lashed times.
By rods he was beaten thrice.
Hey, one was done, but harassed Paul again.
Was Paul? He's sure not lazy. Wow, a hard-pressed man!
Flogged much, ti-i-ring,
Tied in prison, sought by countrymen -
That stuff stinks! Wrecked ship,
Then Paul's let down by window, ooh, it's grim!
Hey, one was done, but harassed Paul again.
Was Paul? He's sure not lazy. Wow, a hard-pressed man!
Once stoned, rods smacked,
Tireless worker (then those false attacked).
Each day, guy loves.
Shook then hard, yet rooted above.
Hey, one was done, but harassed Paul again.
Was Paul? He's sure not lazy. Wow, a hard-pressed man!
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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