In Just Three Steps
Parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
Jailer: I had just seen 'em flogged.
Now I did brace for the thugs,
When I sure chained sinful Jews.
Some..thin' shocked the land.
Then it's stunnin' us men,
And we was shook then, doors open flew.
I said, "Hey, they're yellin
Things! And where's all your cellmates?
'Cause my life I'll sure lose,
'Cause, man, vile Romans care.
Then if guys ran from there,
Then this life seems all but through."
(I'm dead, they'll shoot me.)
I had terror here, then sure I'd die.
I was quakin' that the people were free,
'Cause they would flee..scene.
Give me stab, sword!
Boy, then they're wantin' me.
I said, "Hey, I'm sinner, preacher.
I'm wishin' that you'll teach, sure,
Oh, from our rubble and ruin.
And I hope you won't scorn me,
But I think you'll help me
Ask the Savior, Who's true."
CHORUS:
"Oh, just give me the steps!"
Paul: "In just three steps, mister,
In just three steps you'll be sure.
In just three steps,
In just three steps, mister.
And He ever will be your Lord."
Jailer: Then our doubts really fade.
My wife began to pray,
And our daughter felt drawn ta Lord,
And compelled is our son.
Well, we're saved by One.
There a saved house we surely were.
yeah, just turn, Admit that sins are yours.
Believe the Savior, the Book will show.
and you should be Confessing that Christ does save,
'Cause, guys, the steps led like Roman road.
Chorus
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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