Iraq and Iran
Parody of "Jack and Dianne" by John Cougar
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
(I˘)raq And Īran (Are these countries crumblin’ down?
Big ol’ thingies ‘bout Ira˘q and Īra˘n. This American kid’s hopin’ that … they’ll heed your plan.
‘ra˘q? See Noah builds a good, tall ark. Īra˘n? Ezra’s fond ta flee … from Babylon.
Thus by Son, will of God … provides a blameless Ēd’n.
Haran’s bit of Ira˘q - thē chap, thē Ābraham knows thē Ur streets.
Babylon’s in Īra˘q, they’ll learn where sweet Īsaac’s lady lives.
It’s in lofty Bible book, helped thē Jews, did Thy ‘Zeke. Ira˘qi ways.
CHORUS:
‘Though here’s …Thy Irän. No gaffe, ‘Xerxes stills, then buildin’ goes on.
Sure, Da – rius won! No gaffe, sure God’s will has given them stuff. They sought God?
‘ra˘q, it’s with Dan, he’s blessed, with God, sure is growin’.
Matched with king Neb’. Then one, this … Belsh’, way mean.
Well dude, Jonah man … flees God, the one gone through the fishie.
Īra˘q? A Nāhum dude say, “Ni˘neveh sinks.” Ira˘qi ways.
(chorus)
Wanna know Iräq? Yes you’re told … let the Bible tell, three “crowns” then gazed on Lord.
After Rev. sixteen … how wrong Babylon! Sāvior comin’ ‘round ill town – great, but then it’s fallen.
(chorus)
Big ol’ thingies ‘bout Ira˘q and Īra˘n. Two, uh, very strong kin. Ooh, will … He bless their plans?
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of J. Jackson's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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