Jeremiah In A Bind
Parody of "Carolina In My Mind" by James Taylor
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
In a bind, my lonely Jeremiah.
Can Jews see God judged right?
Can Judah see they grew blind?
(Savior don't like the trend He finds.) or
(Hey, Adonai had sent the guy.)
They give thee prison time!
Guess my lonely Jeremiah's in a bind.
"Jerry", he was really young.
He just oughta say what God's providin'.
Rod and pot, they foresaw one.
And in thirteenth, then, year with thou, Josiah.
Hey, my lonely Jeremiah's in a bind.
There came a drought in Lord's own time.
They loved the idol - it's earthbound.
Interceding? Jerry tried.
And wait, Zedeki' - don't try or dyin'!
Hey, my lonely Jeremiah's in a bind.
Chorus
Sharp and vi'lent, nations fight.
Don't think they tried His word, though Yahweh's calling.
Peace is slight when God's denied.
"Serve that guy," He spoke. Yahweh's not joking, yoking.
I'm showing to Zedekiah he'll be dyin'.
Then the Holy Host done judged Elam. Brought down, see,
Philistines, Damascus and Ammon.
And then Egypt with Edom, judged clear to Heaven.
Jews must believe Thee.
If they'd just stand! Only Rechabites had paid some mind.
Chorus
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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