Jericho

Parody of "Vertigo" by U2

Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)

You go, Josh, brave ... the Jordan! ("Jerk shoes off!" shouts captain)

Spies troll 'round. Then ark's not fumbled, river
Bed. And Jews sure start. They're reeling, how much
Longer can they plod? The prize they eyed, they'll blow the
Horns. They stacked the rocks, this site, they want her.

CHORUS:

(They won't need more cola)/(They'll go, they'll go whole hog)
Guys plan at Canaan's Jericho (God's best, yeah)
Since anything He gives, it isn't joke.
They're blest. To ... Isr'el, one thing guys have -- real ... peace.

It's tightly shut. They're bold, but mull for six days'
Time. Until you're told, just twiddle, and with
Joy, march 'round and 'round. Hey, blow a trumpet
Blast, and priests may blow.

Guys in Canaan beat. Thy task for Lord was met.
The girl with crimson braid has freedom, now not dead.
Singing with the Jewish, singing with the Jewish.

(Oh, oh, oh, oh) 3x

(chorus)

Yeah, Caleb. Oh yeah. Shout, they're done.

(Falling bricks, falling bricks, men flee, sir.) 3x
Just live then how He wants and no one's then cursed.

(They won't need more cola)/(They'll go, they'll go whole hog)
Here's that ol' Canaan's Jericho (God's best, yeah)
By Lord's ban, will all guys go?
Since a Jew ... sins with one thing.
Achan steals Lord's stuff, breaching the law.
Lord's stuff, he's breaching the law, now revealed. Defeat!

(Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah) 2x

BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.