Jew Faked He's So Hairy, Pappy
Parody of "You Made Me So Very Happy" by Blood, Sweat, and Tears
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
(if you're out for my blood, don't sweat it, this'll bring you to tears ;-)
You made Me so Very Happy
Esau was mugged while formed,
Got grabbed by bro' when born,
But you read - Isaac favored.
He chose to boldly hunt.
How he's starving! No such lunch
To eat, then, before dy'n'.
Guy's about to lose birthright.
Jew made deal that's fairly nasty.
Young brother's surely shrewd,
But then's a game 'bout hunting food.
Rebekah so lied for you.
Thus you faked as you looked for clothes,
Took much (by hair of goat).
You always stole - a rat!
Nothing left from their old dad.
Jew faked he's so hairy, pappy.
I'm so mad he made plans with your wife, yeah.
Isaac went by touch, not "hear".
He's beaten with a cheat.
Isaac hears him. Isaac hears, duped, falls for scheme,
And, oh, this bluff went through.
Though he'll never follow through and
Blast you, Jacob, blast you, Jacob.
Jew faked he's so hairy, pappy.
I'm so mad he made plans with your wife, yeah.
Jew faked he's so hairy, pappy.
Jew faked he's oh, so hairy, pappy. Jacob!
I'm so mad he made
Plans with your wife.
They're gonna tangle, world,
Then one day, reconciled.
He wants to blast you.
Jew faked he's so hairy, pappy.
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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