Jewish Zero?
Parody of "Jukebox Hero" by Foreigner's
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
Wouldn't want ta ditch her, yet Mary's child now showed.
Sure of course they were wowed. See, through scripture revealed.
Would they fear Herod's call? Then wise men listen t'dream.
The word from Caesar, run to house of Dave.
God's star helped the wise ... men, and Mary just prayed.
God defeats a rich king, wins the Bethlehem "war".
Wife of Joe's now travailin', just in Ju-de-a.
And, of Caesar ... they should do command.
Ridden so long, two want it t'end.
They want the barn. Son's cradle's poor,
But they're stunned God picked 'em. Holy Son's praised as Lord.
Mary started rockin', and held the Son of God.
Lotta sheep in flocks then.
Each day the Son obeys the rules of God.
Yet he's a Jewish zero (seemed far from divine),
Seemed a Jewish zero.
They look for the barn (Jewish zero), dark is the night.
Jewish zero. The Son, the wife, Joe's right.
Gives no sound ta save His name. Then the empty crowd's roar
Saw the Master so battered, right on Passover.
My, the whips drew a gash. Ooh, that shame with its pain.
Then that Son is marred. May your soul Christ save!
Though He bleeds, Jews keep mockin', He hung on cross.
Soldiers keep on mockin', "That boy is not true Son of God."
Yet He's the true God we know (mob charged with a crime).
Yet He's the true God we know (mob charged with a crime).
With that One's power, He'll trust His life.
Come alive and rise.
Well, the crowd'll keep mockin', He hung on cross.
Soldiers keep on mockin', "That boy is not true Son of God."
Yet He's the true God we know (mob charged with a crime).
Yet He's the true God we know (mob charged with a crime).
With that One's power, He'll trust His life.
Come alive and rise.
Are you in Christ?
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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