Late Ones

Parody of "Straight On" by Heart

Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)

(Mt. 25:1-13)

Five's done while ... five's then fiddlin' around.
Didn't take for lamps, nah. Five muffed, lamps fizzled, snuffed out.
While party's delay'n' they all ... did take some winks.
Bridegroom appears in courtyard. See, oil's slim.

CHORUS:
Five's bummin', late ones are fools.
Ooh, failed thy lights.
Some last longer. Wow, bridegroom is due.
Late ones, late ones sure lose. Late ones sure lose.

Wow, I'll go. I'll sob, they'll take five in.
But the dinner sure goes. The answer comes ta them.
I'm heart'ly sayin "Who're you? Just scoot right then.
You're late. The answer is to ... be ready 'fore then." Leave sin.

BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.