Learn His Ways
Parody of "Turn the Page" by Bob Seger
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
One’s not wrong but lonely – Isai’. Ēdom’s Ōb’diah.
Whose land? Isr’ēl’s, ooh in Ezra. Love is proud in Song of Songs.
You have sinned, read how in Romans. Sure, the world construes ta fight the Josh’.
Law of God’s in Deuteronomy. He’s great o’er all – Hebrews.
Soldier fights like Tim’thy’s power. Man, He’s sov’reign One through Ruth.
Then church sure seems rough? Try Tītus. The humblest? – Philipp’ans, Luke.
Hey, here I stand … drawn ta Jonah then. Bear trials … faith’s strong with James.
Fear thy woes … hey in Corinth’ans. Prayers of Joel. Learn His ways.
Tells what God did do in Genesis. Watch out, Thessalōn’.
Pōems, see songs right in Psalms too. Heart’s sure breaking for that Jōb.
Christ’s the best, in the Colossians book. Yup, a fish munched Jew in Jōn’h.
“Oh why … God?” in Habakkuk. Bro˘ther Philemon.
Judgment came, … told ta Nāh’m. And faith is good in Galatians.
His call you’ll read ‘round Numbers, it won’t be fake in Dan.
In dear First Sam … one judge, more of kings … Second Sam? The dawn of Dave.
Why’s she born? May Esther be dead? Prayers of Joel. Learn His ways.
Now where’s wisdom? – Proverbs. Sure, there’s visions spied by Āmos.
Yes, sins found in E˘zekiel. Who rightly lives? Hosea.
And there’s seven signs through Johnny. “Rise from ruins”, said Haggāi.
Saved ones in Ephesians, and crū’l trī-als wait in Rev’.
Vi˘sions spread among in Zechariah, visions spring to Zech’.
You know the laws? – Leviticus, see then Kings. Judged in Zeph’.
Hey, here I stand … drawn ta Jonah then. Bear trials … faith’s strong with James.
Fear thy woes … hey in Corinth’ans. Prayers of Joel. Learn His ways.
In dear First Sam … one judge, more of kings … Second Sam? The dawn of Dave.
Why’s she born? May Esther be dead? Prayers of Joel. Prayers of Job.
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of J. Jackson's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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