Loving A Slave | |||||
Parody of "Running Away" by Hoobastank | |||||
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud) | |||||
| My! Don't want you to kill 'Nesimus, And cede poor bloke's life for settling debt. And I don't want you to read orders from me, But ever for love, I ask and plea. And I entreat you, Philemon, ta try. Man helped him in many of Paul's plights. I'm trustin' in you to help the poor youth, To show thy dude has more use. CHORUS: Oh, why aren't we loving a slave? Why aren't we loving a slave? If it was rough, I'll owe you the price, Though this issue is not black and white. And, my, you're a chum who's forgiven of much! Then you're bought, oh, by Lamb's own dear blood! Then I am old, sure spurned in jail. One thing that I held to was slave. Oh, now Philemon, you'll help the poor youth, To show thy dude has more use? Chorus Will Phile-mon give due? One thing that ... Paul held to. Ooh, rate the slave so kind. Will Phile-mon give due? One thing that ... Paul held to. Give him a taste divine. Will Phile-mon give due? One thing that ... Paul held to. Ooh, rate the slave so kind. Chorus ('Cause this is time ta embrace) Oh, why aren't we loving a slave? (I pray you'll submit to His grace) Why aren't we loving a slave? | |||||
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| BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words. | |||||
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