Message For His Honor
Parody of "Message in a Bottle" by The Police
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Parodud)
But she's sad, afraid, a widow all at sea.
And rougher, bold are they, this old adversary.
More injustice than that woman should wear.
Bless her please, before she all but couldn't care.
CHORUS:
She'll send call of distress to the clerk.
She'll send call of distress to the clerk.
Implores that someone sends dire,
Implores that someone sends dire,
Implores that someone sends dire message to his honor,
Message to his honor.
I fear for lass - judge guy told her, "No!"
Yup, guy would ignore, gives guys no regard.
Only hope then seems to avenge her.
Woman lends him strife, she ruffled lawyer's parts.
(chorus)
Ah, how much more then, won't sweet Jesus restore
Then unto willin' foll'wers watching then for Lord?
Speedily the Lord avenges His own.
The Son then, will He glance at faith when to earth He comes?
(chorus)
Message to his honor, message to his honor.
Letting out call of distress, then His foll'wers, yes, Lord blessed.
(repeat previous line)
BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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