Our Brother's Comprised of Dust

Parody of "Anoter One Bites the Dust" by Queen
Parody Lyrics by Jeff James (the Paro-dud)
Darwin verily wrote this thing, but with him you gotta know.
Ain't no proof but it sounds real neat - a theory riddled with holes.
Are you ready? Are you ready for this? Oh, his ranting is incomplete.
Oh, he puts forth - we evolved from apes, and so now they believe!

CHORUS:
Our "brother's" comprised of dust. Our brother's comprised of dust,
And our brother was formed from some muddy stuff - ground.
Our brother's comprised of dust.
Hey, you know the Bible's true! Our brother's comprised of dust.

What do you think? We've not been here that long. In Genesis 1 and 2,
God made Adam and then Eve (their children on down to you).
So be happy, and be satisfied. God made it all, you see.
So worry not your idle mind with such curiosity.

Chorus

Our brother's comprised of dust
Our brother's comprised of dust, aw
Our brother's comprised of dust, hey, hey
Our brother's comprised of dust
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

Yes, you tell that you want to learn how dinosaurs came 'round,
And who's Cain's wife, and geology, those fossils that were found.
When God's ready, yeah, He'll tell it to you. I can say, it's no mean feat.
Don't doubt His word. Satan pulls you since you feel it's incomplete.

Chorus
Note: Jeff James has written several Parodeities over the years. He has been gracious enough to rewrite many of the parodies appearing in the Parodeity section on Webster. He's done a great job improving some of these tunes in subtle and not-so-subtle ways. I'm absolutely thrilled that he has taken it upon himself to make these improvements; I had hoped when I put all my work in the public domain that it would encourage some people to make these types of modifications to the Parodeities to improve them. It is exciting to see someone doing this kind of work; I hope that Jeff's excellent work will encourage others to write new parodies or "ReVerse" existing parodeities. -- Randy Hyde

BTW, if you don't understand the "Paro-Dud" moniker, visit ApologetiX' site and check out the name of Karl Messner's production company; then you'll probably get the play on words.
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