Get Washed Clean
Parody of "Self Esteem" by Offspring
Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield (Changing the Words, One Song at a Time)
La la la
La la
La la la
On the day of birth I was born in sin
Wasn't my fault, I didn't give in
It just happens, that's how it goes
You get baptized, cuz parents know
If not, Jesus won't see
When He comes back He'll be looking for me
He'll know my face from all
That's because the blessing answered His call
Oh yeah, yeah (x4)
The water, it was so cold
And the pastor, he was quite old
They read scripture, maybe from Paul
I don't know this, but pictures tell all
Oh yeah, yeah (x4)
What I'm saying is that you should be washed clean
So that by Jesus Christ you will be seen
This will forgive all of your earthly sins
Even Jesus underwent this one day
When you do this, you'll know that you'll find the way
Some people think that baptism is messed
It's not so hard, all you have to do is be blessed, yeah
So what are you waiting there for?
You should go and let your soul soar
Set up a time with your pastor
So you can get baptized faster
You know, it's a relief
To do something that goes with your belief
You know it's good, the Bible reads
Now you've met some of your spiritual need
Oh yeah, yeah (x4)
What I'm saying is that you should be washed clean
So that by Jesus Christ you will be seen
This will forgive all of your earthly sins
Even Jesus underwent this one day
When you do this, you'll know that you'll find the way
Some people think that baptism is messed
It's not so hard, all you have to do is be blessed, yeah
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