God's Allowed

Parody of "Gasoline" by Seether

Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield (Changing the Words, One Song at a Time)
The Lord appeared to Abraham
And nearby there were three men
He went to Sarah, said ma'am, you'll make bread for them when?
Went to his servant and said
This calf will get these men fed
Served them yogurt and milk too
And stood by to chat

Sarah's much too old now
This will happen how?
A son, said over cow
God's allowed

One man had asked where Sarah was
He told them she's in the tent
A year from now what she does will be around a gent
Sarah will have a baby
There is no room for maybe
I will be back in a year
She will have it then

Sarah's much too old now
This will happen how?
A son, said over cow
God's allowed
Allowed

At this news Sarah laughed loud
How is this in her years?
It was what the Lord had vowed
Is that laughing I hear?
Sarah, I hear you laugh too
You think the Lord cannot do
I did not laugh she replied
Oh yes you did

Sarah's much too old now
This will happen how?
A son, said over cow
God's allowed

Sarah's much too old now
This will happen how?
A son, said over cow
God's allowed

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