I'm Not Ready

Parody of "I'm too Sexy" by Right Said Fred

Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield
I'm not ready for the coming
Not ready for the coming
Oh please, God help me

I'm not ready for the coming
Not ready for His coming
Not ready at all
I have read Revelation
I've read Revelation
And now I'm so scared

I need to re-read the Bible
Need to re-read the Bible
In order to be ready

I have missed it
I'm not a good child
Of my God, I have not worshiped
I have not worshiped
Have not worshiped
I have not been to worship lately

I have to start the planning
Have to start the planning
IHe will be back soon
I need to follow Him
I need to follow Him
I need someone to help

I'll be a Christian
One of the best
I will be trying my hardest
Trying my hardest
Trying my hardest
I will be trying my hardest

I will be a Christian
I will be a Christian
I will be a Christian

I'm not a Christian
I do follow Christ
And I try my best to be like Him
To be like Him
To be like Him

Now I am ready for Him
I am ready for Him
I'm ready
I am ready
I love Christ with all my heart
Love Christ with all my heart
He will lead me home
And now, I am ready for Him


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