Special Day (For the Right Guy)
Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by Offspring
Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield
Give me all your money
Uh-huh, uh-huh (x3)
And all the stores are packed and having sales just for Christmas
Know Jesus is the reason for the season
You know it's kinda hard just to find a parking spot
These overcrowded stores having sales for holidays
They don't have a clue, all they think about is style
And all the ads seen will keep them in denial
You can't debate
They don't think straight
You know presents aren't the only thing today
Gotta keep it real, pray and kneel
Know the way, you know the way
So if you know Him, just go and celebrate
At least you'll know you can always go to Him, the Lamb
The world don't realize that
Hey, hey, it's really 'bout Him!
Give me all your money
Uh-huh, uh-huh (x3)
The people don't know it's a special day for the Right Guy
She needs some new tunes, not in tapes but in CDS
He didn't have "X-Files" so he got the DVD
Now rushing in the entrance, she pushes some old man
And if she'd look twice, she'd have seen he had a cane
You can't debate
They don't think straight
You know presents aren't the only thing today
Gotta keep it real, pray and kneel
Know the way, you know the way
So if you know Him, just go and celebrate
At least you'll know you can always go to Him, the Lamb
The world don't realize that
Hey, hey, it's really 'bout Him!
Jesus is why Christmas is celebrated
No one really cares why, they just spend their money free
Knowing that each gift is needed cuz it's expected
But in all His glory, he's been, been much neglected
Give me all your money
Uh-huh, uh-huh (x3)
And now Christmas is way too commerical
You can't debate
They don't think straight
You know presents aren't the only thing today
Gotta keep it real, pray and kneel
Know the way, you know the way
So if you know Him, just go and celebrate
At least you'll know you can always go to Him, the Lamb
The world don't realize
The world don't realize
Let's make the world realize
Hey, hey, it's really 'bout Him!
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