Ten Rules God Sent to Follow
Parody of "Ten Rounds With Jose Cuervo" by Tracy Byrd
Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield
Priest wasn't keeping attention very well
Was on a mission to learn about God's rules
I thought, "No way with all this boredom."
But after one rule God sent to follow
I found that I could not have no more gods
And after two rules God sent to follow
There wouldn't be any more false idols
Then I thought what could be the next
And I was surprised to find what they were
Said "Don't get me wrong, I'm glad to know,
But aren't these all really hard to follow?"
After three rules God sent to follow
I found I couldn't swear with His name
After four rules God sent to follow
I was told Sabbath days were to be holy
Well, rule five and rule six
Honor your parents and do not kill
And rule seven and rule eight
Don't commit adultery or steal
After nine rules God sent to follow
I looked back at life and saw that I lied, a sin
Then after ten rules God sent to follow
I could not covet neighbors
One rule God sent to follow
Two rules God sent to follow
Three rules God sent to follow...
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