Abel's Mom | |||
Parody of "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne | |||
Parody Lyrics by Stephen Starbuck | |||
| (Genesis 3) Abel's Mom did a wrong (x4) Abel's mom wasn't a fool (wasn't a fool) Except when it comes to the fruit (comes to the fruit) Abel's mom decided to take a little trip (little trip) She came to the serpent and he gave her a trick (gave her a trick) You know its not really as bad as He says it be It'll make you know good and evil know don't ya see? Chorus: Abel's mom did a wrong Adam said "why not" took a bite so long Guys can't you see? You did wrong in front of Me No I'm not wrong that Eve is Cain and Abels mom Abel's mom did a wrong (x2) Hey do you remember when God sentenced them all? (Sentenced them all) Genesis 3 is where it's written on (written on) The Bible doesn't tell what kinda fruit maybe a pear? (Maybe a pear) And remember Adam said "she gave me the fruit from a tree over there"(tree over there) And you might think this stories just a fantasy But since it's in the Bible we can be certain that it's true! Abel's mom did a wrong Adam said "why not" and took a bite so long Guys can't you see? You did wrong in front of Me No I'm not wrong that Eve is Cain and Abels mom Abel's mom did a wrong (She did a wrong) Adam said "why not" and took a bite so long (eatin and eatin) Guys can't you see? You did wrong in front of Me No I'm not wrong that Eve is Cain and Abels mom Abels Mom Oh Oh (Adams in love with) Abels Mom Oh oh (Wait a minute) Dude you see we're all just fallen human beings But thanks to Jesus on the cross He can take away your wrongs!!! | |||
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