Get a Bible
Parody of "Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent
Parody Lyrics by Stephen Starbuck
Open it up then you'll see
And I love to read about the Son cause He was so good
He'll save you for free
You gotta get a Bible
Get a Bible
Well the first time that I got one I was just ten years old
I got it from a kiddy next door
An I like the story 'bout the lepers that He cured
I think I'll read it some more
You gotta get a Bible
Get a Bible
You should get this fever
The Bible readin' fever
It's nothing dangerous
It's not a pain
It's better than choo-choo train
Without the Bible I'd... just go insane
It might make you cry, cry... It's always in my head
(Guitar Solo)
Well I open up the cover with the stroke of my hand
You should get a copy to read
You should then read John 3:16 man
You can go to Heaven for free
You gotta get this fever
Bible readin' fever
I gotta Bible readin' fever
The Bible readin' fever
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
YEAH!!!
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