I Shot the Giant

Parody of "I Shot the Sheriff" by Eric Clapton

Parody Lyrics by Stephen Starbuck
(1 Samuel: 17)

(I shot the giant
We all hated him so muchly Oh yes! Oh!
I shot the giant
We all hated him so muchly, ooh,ooh,oo-ooh.)
Yeah! I left my home town
To go all the way down
They all were so afraid even the kingly
I will kill the big ugly
For the Lord will help me
Yes I say:

Oh, now, now Oh!
(I shot the giant) - the giant
(He didn't have any self-defense)
Oh, yes! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah
I say: I shot the giant - Oh, Yeah!-
(And they say he was there best)
Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) The story's:

Giant Goliath saw me and hated me
He's quite, big I know
You've got sticks am I a dog?
He said "I'll give you to the bird."
He said "I'll give you to the beast."
And so:

Read it in the Bible
(I'll shoot the giant) - the giant
(He's a big menace)
With help from Him (oo-oo-oh)
I say: I'll shoot the giant)
He's a big menace (oo-oh) Yeah!

Freedom came our way that day
When I struck the giant down, yeah!
All of a sudden I saw the giants head off
I'll take it to town
Yes I shot - I shot - I shot him down and I say:
I give all the glory to Him

(I shot the giant)
Cause we all (we all hated him so muchly)
I am not sorry (Oh, no-oh), oh-no!
(I shot the giant) I did!
And we all killed his army Oh! (Oo-oo-ooh)

Saul asked "whose son is he?"
Abner said "I do not know king."
The day he got a-back said
I'm son of Jesse of Bethlehem
I'm son of Jesse of Bethlehem
I say:

I - I - I - I shot the giant
Lord, I give all the glory to You
I - I (shot the giant) -
But I'll do bigger acts than these, yeah! Yes, man!


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