Without You
Parody of "Without Me" by Eminem
Parody Lyrics by Stephen Starbuck
Come to Bible study girls its round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
Come to Bible study girls its round the outside,
Round the outside, round the outside.
(Female)
"Ok"
(Deep male)
He ain't dead, no He ain't
He loves ya, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back, guess who's back,
Guess who's back.
(M & M)
Watch out there's a monster, who wants you
So come on don't be crazy
Get saved man
Well if your gonna be crazy, this is what'll happen to ya
You'll burn like there's a fire and you add some liquor
Get Jesus and He'll come inside your heart quicker
Then an ambulance going to a hospital
Just listen to Him and start cooperating
Then never ever stop cooperating (Hey)
Why are all these people debating?
Cuz its true, He died for you stop waiting
I got a question for you Ms. Cheney
Are you a Christian or is it complicated?
So the JW's won't let you be
Let's ask them in and get them to see
Your church hopefully it's not on TV
Those preachers just want money from thee
You, silly dip, your momma wasn't a fish
Come on and dock all your ships
And get ready cuz I'm almost ready
I'm goin tell you about Him ("listen up everyone")
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
I said this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
Listen up, kids who're feeling rebellious
Embrace Him, and don't be rebellious
You could wind up in prison unless
You go to church where you praise the (Lord)
I'm not hoping this rap will start a revolution
Hopin' it will change a rebel
So let me take a second and ask,
"Do you really love Him or is that an act?"
He's the master made everything you see
I was talking to a guy at hockey who told me
Wouldn't believe unless He came down-a
To shake his hand-a
Into the rhyme before the chorus its almost winter
I hate it when I get a splinter
Bible's interesting, way better than wrestling
Infesting in your mind and nesting
Testing (Repentance Please)
Feel safe cause I can call on Him
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
J.C., the Savior, that's who we all need
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
I said this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
A biscuit, a basket,
I hate when people use Lords name in vain it sounds stupid very stupid
John the Baptist, he got his head chopped
He was Your cousin I heard
And Moby, you ain't holy
You 36 year old man needs Him showly
You don't know Thee, you ain't too old
To go, on over, to church let's go
Now come on, em you wanna be unholy?
Always gotta whole list full of new insults
You ain't dope, I sit here with my pencil
Thinkin' you always cusin' in songs is that your "symbol"?
Cause if it is that's stupid
I hear people sing without me
But to me that's just dis-gus-ting
But I'll never be obscene
What's all of the controversy?
About parents still listening to Elvis Presley
Listen to the commandment don't stealy
I know this song won't make me wealthy (whatever)
That's ok I'm not worried
You really need Him Em
But I know that He loves me
I'm not empty cause I've got Thee
Chorus:
Now this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
I said this looks like a job for Him
So everybody just follow Him
Cuz we all need a little Christianity
Cuz we'd be so empty without You
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