There is no such thing as "Christian Music" Only Christian lyrics. This site is dedicated to giving a lot of songs the lyrics God originally intended for them.

Tim Turner is another one of Webster's prolific Christian Parodists. Tim's Genre is parodies of "Heavy Metal" tunes. Enjoy!

New Parodies by Tim Turner:

Parodeity Submissions

Title Can Be Sung to This Tune
After The Lord Has Come After The Thrill is Gone (The Eagles)
Almighty God Electric Eye (Judas Priest)
Be My Savior Be My Lover (Alice Cooper)
Bind The Devil Down Tie Your Mother Down (Queen)
Breaking the Law? Breaking the Law (Judas Priest)
Call On Jesus Christ Calling Dr. Love (Kiss)
Christian Man Simple Man (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
C'mon and Pray With Me C'mon and Love Me (Kiss)
Destroy That City Detroit Rock City (Kiss)
Flock Me Shock Me (Kiss)
Headed Out To The Highway Headed Out To The Highway (Judas Priest)
He Set Me Free Running Free (Iron Maiden)
He's The One I'm The One (Danzig)
He Died For You, He Died For Me Better By You, Better Than Me (Judas Priest)
In Just Three Steps Gimme Three Steps (Lynyrd Skynyrd)
Lord Comes Down Night Comes Down (Judas Priest)
Love God Love Gun (Kiss)
Love The Lord I Am Love Her All I Can (Kiss)
Midianites X-Ray Eyes (Kiss)
Mr. Pilate Mr. Crowley (Ozzy Osbourne)
New Life Still Life (Iron Maiden)
Praisin' Christ Crazy Nights (Kiss)
Prayer Layla (Eric Clapton)
Remember The Savior Remember Tomorrow (Iron Maiden)
Shepherd Grinder (Judas Priest)
The Dragon Was The Beast The Number of the Beast (Iron Maiden)
The Rugged Cross Desert Plains (Judas Priest)
The Savior The Trooper (Iron Maiden)
(Took Those) Chains (Take Those) Chains (Judas Priest)
Trust In Jesus Take It Easy (The Eagles)
Under My Heels Under My Wheels (Alice Cooper)
Was Dead and Is Alive Wanted Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi)
We're Not Gonna Make It We're Not Gonna Take It (Twisted Sister)
You Know the King of Kings is Comin' You've Got Another Thing Comin'

Think You Can Write Parodies?

Tim Turner has written some exciting Parodeities. Think you'd like to try your hand at it? C'mon, it can't be that hard, right? Bang those things out and send 'em in today!

Submit! (To the Lord's will and send 'em in!)