All or Nothing

Parody of "Self-Esteem" by Offspring

Parody Lyrics by Christian Chouest

Played PS2 for the tenth time today
Practiced all the moves and the fakes
God came calling. I lost my nerve
I took it off and read in the Word
I know I need to choose, but.
It's kinda hard when the world looks so good
I know Satan is playing with me
But that's OK, man, cause I know where to read

My Bible, yeah, yeah, oh, my Bible, yeah, oh, my Bible, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah

I make plans go bowling at night
Come home at two then I turn off the light
Being this lazy, has got me so low
If I keep it up, then I might never grow

I'm lazy, yeah, yeah, oh, lazy, yeah, oh, lazy, yeah, oh, yeah,yeah

When He's saying, oh, how He wants all of me
But my flesh just tells me not to give in
When He's saying, oh, how flesh is a disease
Then I know that it's because of my sin
Well, I'm blessed and I will give all of myself
Cause I really think its better His way
The more you obey Him, the more it shows you really care, that's right, yeah

Wake up at eight and I have to admit
Spent time with my Lord and I feel so strengthened
Late at night, He knocks on my door
Wake up and pray cause I just can't ignore
I know He loves me so
It's not so hard because He'll never go
Might be a bum but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a lover of God Almighty

(*PS2-Sony Playstation 2)