Gimme Three Kings
Parody of "Gimme Three Steps" by Lynyrd Skynyrd
Parody Lyrics by Dan Sherman
We saw the star when it rose, and it was then that we chose
To go out lookin' for the King of The Jews
Herod said hey teachers, all you scribes and chief preachers, Where could that child be?
Cause this is my town here and then he said with a sneer
You know I wanna go to worship he
(We said, excuse me?)
Well I was scared and fearin' for my wife I was shakin' when these guys came around
Cause they was three, weird, Magi-dudes, Lord, bowin' down to worship our son!
Oh, let me tell you mister I didn't even kiss her, She was a virgin that 's true
And I know you believe me cause I'm sure that you did read, Micah chapter 5:2
Oh won't you gimme three kings, or three wise men mister
Bringing myrrh, incense and gold
Here's your three gifts and you really do need them
Cause it's time for you to hit the road
Well the crowd cleared away and I began to pray as we prepared for the trip
And I'm telling you son out to Egypt we'll run cause we're gonna give Herod the slip.
Herod screamed and kicked all his henchmen got sick
Cause they're outwitted by these men of God
And you could hear kids screaming for miles away as all of Rachel's children were no more
Oh won't you gimme three kings, or three wise men mister
Bringing myrrh, incense and gold
This is my gift and I hope you did like it
Now it's time for me to hit the road
(show me the back door)
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