Hotel Hallelujah
Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
Parody Lyrics by Matt Siefert
No one else is in sight
While I looking for a place to sit
I was blinded by this bright golden light
Up ahead in the distance
I saw an old rugged cross
Heart grew heavy and my sight grew dim
Really thought I was lost
There He stood in a gateway
I heard the ringing bells
I was thinking to myself
Could this be Heaven, I just can not tell
Then He looked in a large book
And He showed me the way
There were angels down the golden street
Thought I heard them sing
Welcome to the Hotel Hallelujah
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely space
Plenty of rooms at the Hotel Hallelujah
Any time of year (any time of year)
You can find it hear.
When sin had me twisted
Had all my money spent
Realized I had a problem
Got on my knees to repent
How they danced in the courtyard
Sweet praise to the King
Some danced all around Him
Was the most perfect thing
So I went up to Jesus
Said "glad I saw your sign"
He said, "You're names been in the book of life"
Since 1969
And still those angels are singing from far away
Bring you home in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say
Welcome to the Hotel Hallelujah
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely place
Praising the Lord at the Hotel Hallelujah
They call it Paradise
Everythingís so nice
People always praying
No such thing as pain
You may think I am perfectly nuts
But I know that I am perfectly sane
In our Masters' Kingdom
We gathered for the feast
Sat and gave thanks to our Lord
Then He took and he broke all the yeast
Last thing I remember I was
Heading for a door
He said "You lived all your life for God
And for that here is your great reward"
"Give praise said ol' Peter
He is your God and King
You can worship anytime you like
Just remember that He hold the keys
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