In a Fish (Jonah's Tale)
Parody of "Movin Out" by Billy Joel
Parody Lyrics by Sarah Rumzis
Beatin the streets in my city
The word of the Lord came to me where I stood, He said
"Jonah, now you listen to me
Preach my message to the city Ninevah"
They need My mercy too
But I don't like those Assyrians
So I'm on a boat bound for Tarshish
'Cause it seems such a waste of time
To obey God's spoken wish
But I've been thrown off the boat
And now I'm
In a fish
I'm in a fish Ooh
It's pretty dark and it's wet in this beast
Plus it smells like some bad plankton
I guess I should have thought some more
Before I disobeyed God
To keep out of this situation
You should never argue with the God above
I outta know by now
Wonder how long I'll be in here
I must by now be half digested
Though it seemed such a waste of time
To obey God's spoken wish
Now I'm in more than a pickle,
I'm...
In a fish
I'm in a fish, BooHoo
You should never argue with the God above
I outta know by now
You can go the direction you wanna go
But trouble's all you're gonna find
Though a fish might not swallow you
If like myself you avoid God's wish
Good luck, hope you don't end up
In a fish
Cause I'm, in a fish, mmhmmm
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