The Very First Woman
Parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who/Lenny Kravitz
Parody Lyrics by Lisa Bloomfield and Jeff James (the Paro-dud)
Stay away from tree
The very first woman
Let the serpent be
Don't go hangin' around no more
He's not gonna help. He'll say, "You sure?"
You got more, then, holy things to do
Than tend his lies, soiling souls of brood.
Now woman
Stay away
The very first woman
Listen what I say
The very first woman
From a rib is she
The very first woman
Made for the first "he".
Don't go talking to snake no more
It's not what Eve and Adam are for
Sultry words can fill your eyes
Hearken unto God's own cries
First woman, get away
The very first woman, listen what I say
The very first woman
Stay away from tree
The very first woman
Let the serpent be
Don't go hangin' a round no more
He's not gonna help. He'll say, "You sure?"
Please don't heed those poor old schemes.
I know God has better scenes.
Sultry words can fill your eyes
Hearken unto God's own cries.
First woman, get away
The very first woman, listen what I say
The very first woman
Stay away from tree
The very first woman
Let the serpent be
You gotta go
You gotta get away
Hey you gotta go
You gotta stay away
You wanna leave it, woman
You wanna leave it, woman
You wanna leave it, woman
You wanna leave it, woman
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
Bye-bye
(The very first woman) He's no good for thee
Satan's no good for you.
(The very first woman) He'll look you right in the eye
And tell you that you should take fruit
You know you gotta leave, you know you gotta go
You know you gotta leave, you gotta leave, now, woman
Goodbye very first woman
Hello, very first sin
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