Able Able

Parody of "Rebel Rebel" by David Bowie
References: Genesis 4
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Eve is the mother of the world
Birthed some boys, and a lot of girls
Hey Cain, your gift's not right
Hey Cain, don't get in a fight
God likes meat, He prefers Able
Your offering is just not divine
With your hands you hit Able hard
He's no more, family's aghast
You knocked him down,
guess you were strong
Attacking him,
you did much wrong

Able, Able, your gift's the best
Able, Able, by God you are blessed
Able, Able, you do not sow
Squat chance, against your bro

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Eve is the mother of the world
Birthed some boys, and a lot of girls
Hey Cain, your gift's not right
Hey Cain, don't get in a fight
God likes meat, He prefers Able
Your offering is just not divine
With your hands you hit Able hard
He's no more, family's aghast
You knocked him down,
guess you were strong
Attacking him, you did much wrong

Able, Able, your gift's the best
Able, Able, by God you are blessed
Able, Able, you do not sow
Squat chance, against your bro

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Able, Able, your gift's the best
Able, Able, by God you are blessed
Able, Able, you do not sow
Squat chance, against your bro

Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo-doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Your gift's the best,
by God you are blessed
Poor Cain gave enough,
but enough ain't the test
You've shown your submission
That raise Cain's ire
Your gift was too fine,
caused a brotherly feud
You offered a prayer,
but your brother was rude
The whole thing's a mess
Caused your family distress
Because Cain couldn't impress
So away he'd go

So away he would go
Adam and Eve's child, chi-child, chi-child
Where's he gonna go?
Adam and Eve down two,
Had Seth to start anew
And the whole thing's a mess
Oh, the whole thing's a mess
Oh, oh, so how could they know?
Eh, eh, so how could they know?

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