Adam Was Made From Dust
Parody of "Another One Bites the Dust" by Queen
References: Genesis 2, 3
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde
There's just one thing to know
Ain't no proof but it sounds real neat
A theory full of holes
Are you ready? Are you ready for this?
Though the theory is incomplete
We're all just evolved from apes!
So thinks the man on the street!
Adam was made from dust
Adam was made from dust
It wasn't some slime or organic crust
Adam was made from dust
Hey, you know the Bible's true
Adam was made from dust
You know we've not been here that long,
See Genesis one and two
God made Adam and then Eve
And their line leads to you
So be happy, and be satisfied
God made it all you see?
So worry not your idle mind
with such curiosity
Adam was made from dust
Adam was made from dust
It wasn't some slime or organic crust
Adam was made from dust
Hey, you know the Bible's true
Adam was made from dust
Adam was made from dust
Adam was made from dust, aw
Adam was made from dust, hey, hey
Adam was made from dust
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Well you say that you want to know
about the dinosaurs
And who's Cain's wife and geology
Those fossils and much more?
When God's ready, He'll explain it to you
And you'll see it's quite the feat
Don't doubt his word just because
you think that it's incomplete
Adam was made from dust
Adam was made from dust
It wasn't some slime or organic crust
Adam was made from dust
Hey, you know the Bible's true
Adam was made from dust
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