Bald

Parody of "Jump" by Van Halen
References: 2 Kings 2:23, 24
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

E-li-sha!
Had a head that was round
There was no hair, by skin he was crowned
And you know
It was shaped like a pea
You might be rolling with laughter
It was something to see

He was on his way to Bethel
and he ran into some boys that were mean
They thought his head was a bean,
And he looked like Mr. Clean

Well, Elisha was bald
Bald!
He was quite bald
Elisha was bald
Bald!
Elisha was bald

"Ahh-ooh hey you! Who said that?
Who is jeering at me?
You say that I'm just a 'baldy head'
and you say it with glee"

He was on his way to Bethel
and he ran into some boys that were mean
They thought his head was a bean,
And he looked like Mr. Clean

Well, Elisha was bald
Bald!
He was quite bald
Elisha was bald
Bald!
Elisha was bald
Bald!

They said he was bald!
And he was appalled!
And by some bears
42 were mauled
Bald!
Bald!
Bald!
Bald!

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