Bare Naked Eve

Parody of "Bare Necessities" (from Disney's "Jungle Book" soundtrack)
References: Gen 2, 3
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

She ran around bare nakedly
God made her innocent, you see
And she was not at all ashamed to be
No fancy clothes, bare naked Eve
Yes you could say she was naive
Until that day the serpent did deceive

You know the garden, it was her home
Among its splendor, well she could roam
God said "you know it's all for free,
but never eat thou from this tree.
For if you do your days will end
And that will cause the original sin."
So watch what you do!

Watch out bare naked Eve, the serpent's after you!
He's after you!

She ran around bare nakedly
God made her innocent, you see
And she was not at all ashamed to be
No fancy clothes, bare naked Eve
Yes you could say she was naive
Until that day the serpent did deceive


Well you know the serpent, he convinced Eve
To take a bite from that special tree
Well, her eyes then were opened wide
And she and Adam had to hide
'Cause they didn't want their Lord to see
The extent of their na-ked-ity
Oh no! Oh no no!

And Adam and Eve's gardening days were all through,
They were all through!

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