Crucify

Parody of "Ballroom Blitz" by The Sweet
References: Matt 27; Mark 15; Luke 23; John 19
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

(Spoken. Note: skip one drum measure and then start speaking):
Are you ready Pharisees? (yes)
Saducees? (yeah)
Pilate (okay)
Barabbus (sure)

(skip one drum measure)

What are we going to do about this guy?
He's puttin' us down all the time!
Well, he's a carpenter, let's nail him!
Alright fellas, let's gooooooo!

(Verse 1)
Oh it's been getting so hard
listening to the things You say 'bout me.
Your parables are so strange,
I wish that You would state them more clearly.

See the man in the back he just picked up his mat
and he walked for the very first time
And the girl in the corner, we all just ignore her,
but he thinks that she's just fine.

Oh Yeah! It was amazing,
the dead He was raising,
And the people were praising,
'cause their souls he was saving

Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
So we whipped up the crowd, got 'em yellin' real loud
that we all wanted Him to die.
It's not a big loss to have Him nailed to a cross,
'cause the dude isn't very fly
Crucify! Crucify! Crucify! Crucify!

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