Crypt Tonight

Parody of "Kryptonite" by Three Doors Down
References: Matthew 27:57-60
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

I watched them hang the Lord upon a cross, it wasn't kind
I felt the earthquake, saw the curtain torn, it was a sign
I watched the Sanhedrin end His life, far too soon
Three days they'd sing a different tune...
Yeah

He'd save the world this man who was the King of Jews
After all He'd done the priests could not believe the truth
So He died on the cross to save all mankind from their sin
I claimed his body, wrapped it up, used my tomb just for him

Chorus:
He's off to heaven not into primordal soup, oh man!
I may be crazy but I think that they have slaughtered the lamb
I'll wrap your body tight and Romans guard you
In your crypt tonight


I was afraid of what the others thought, it's so embarassing
I bet they were surprised as Romans took your body down
I shocked all them because I chose the Christ and did not pick these men
I claimed you as my own and put your body in the ground

[chorus]
(Instrumental)
[chorus/mellow]
Yeah
[chorus]
Whoa-oa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa
Whoa-oa-oa


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