Daniel in the Lion's Den

Parody of "Footloose" by Kenny Loggins
References: Daniel 6
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Dan's praying so hard
His record's not marred
For hours, each day
He sits and prays and prays and...
The Lord works through him
the best example is this guy
everyone loves him,
so then why is it he must die?

Throw him into the den
lion's den
We'll never see him again
ooh-ee, kitty, don't look that way at me.
Hey, big cat, you're already much too fat.
I'm a Dude, not food, I'm Daniel in the lion's den.

Dan never did bad
This made some people mad
They went unto the King
They praised him and they told him
You are the greatest,
It's only to you we should bow
They knew that Daniel
would never do this anyhow

Throw him into the den
lion's den
We'll never see him again
ooh-ee, kitty, don't look that way at me.
Hey, big cat, you're already much too fat.
I'm a Dude, not food, I'm Daniel in the lion's den.

So Daniel stayed there all night
and in came the morning light
the king came rushing in...

...and Dan was all right!
Alright!
Escaped the lion's bite
Kept their jaws, shut tight
What an amazing sight
Says one thing,
don't bow down to a king
'cause there's just one God
to whom we must always sing.

Alright!
Escaped the lion's bite
Kept their jaws, shut tight
What an amazing sight
Says one thing,
don't bow down to a king
'cause there's just one God
to whom we must always sing.

Daniel in the... Daniel in the Lion's Den!


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