David Feeds and Herds Sheep

Parody of "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap" by AC/DC
References: 1 Sam 16, 17
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

If you're havin' trouble with Israel's head
Saul's givin' you the blues
Just recall now what old Samuel said:
"A king you shouldn't choose."
Sam now must roam,
to Jesse's home
to find a lad so fine
But seven boys paraded on by (hey!)
They did not get God's sign

David feeds and herds sheep (3x)
David feeds and also herds sheep (2x)

So now David was a scrawny one
With just a sling and rocks
The Philistines sent forth their champion
Who was strong as an ox
In the field alone,
That guy's over-grown,
At nearly nine feet tall
Look at him,
It looks real grim,
But Dave says he will fall

David feeds and herds sheep (3x)
David feeds and also herds sheep

If you got a giant and you want him gone
But you ain't got the guts
He keeps taunting you night and day
The dude is such a putz
Don't whine and groan,
Just pick up a stone
And with a sling in hand
You will see, that young David can be
Israel's man

David feeds and herds sheep (3x)
David feeds and also herds sheep

Sandal shoes, desert guide, rocks and sling
And herds sheep
kill bears, lions, cures Saul's rage!
And herds sheep
David feeds and herds sheep

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