Davy

Parody of "Eddie's Teddy" From the Rocky Horror Picture Show
References: 1 Samuel 17
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

spoken:
No armor was worn, that was trouble
They thought he'd be torn, but he defied
"He's either vain, or else the dude is completely insane"
But by God, Goliath died

v1:
Though he had little brawn, he's not daunted
With five little stones,
He prepared to fight
Goliath's a hunk
He was a nine-foot creep and a punk
He made everyone run and hide

chorus:
Well, Davy said he,
knew that he could do it
even though he was a little kid
But when he took on Goliath
With a slingshot, right
Poor Goliath!
Did he die?
Yes he did

interude:
His brothers were sick of him
Goliath's quite above him
Saul said "Hey listen to me,
You're suff'ring from insanity,
Ought to lock the door
and throw away the key"

v2:
But he must have been on, yeah, to something
Making him scorn, that Philistine
(What'd he say? What'd he say?)
"I'll come out ahead,
don't worry 'cause Goliath's dead,
With God's help I am not just some bird feed"

(chorus 2x)

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