December 25

Parody of "I Can't Drive 55" by Sammy Hagar
References: (ApologetiX' December 5 or 6 B.C.)
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

	Done put Christmas day real far in the past, hey! Well, so few biographic records last, no! Though the exact date we can never prove It's not black or white, some disapprove, they say: Chorus: On a night back in B.C. four or five Chose the date by a pagan rite Fake, a lie son, it's contrived December 25 Oh No! Uh! So why not choose February 24? Huh? When the judgement comes you can ask the Lord You know the calendar's thrashed it is so disjoint But the exact date, well, that's not the point I say yeah! So now? [chorus] December 25 December 25 December 25 December 25 uh! To derive and know, yeah, both the day and year You'd need a time machine or a real good seer But, yeah, the date we choose for our Lord's birthday Is really arbitrary so let's celebrate! Yeah! Alternate Chorus: On a night back in B.C. four or five Important thing is: the Lord's arrived Take no offense, He's alive! December 25 December... (December 25) December... (December 25) December... (December 25) December... (December 25)
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