Eastern Star

Parody of "You and Me" by Alice Cooper
References: Matthew 2
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

Joseph and Mary, they were gonna have a baby
An angel shared with them just who their son would be
Yes He will take men to heaven
When the prophecy's complete

Chorus:
Following an eastern star
Magi came from quite afar
They brought him gifts: myrrh, gold, frankincense
Just enough for the Son of Man
For what He gives, no one else can,
God's love for man, this shows it is immense

On their way to see the child, the Magi had talked to Herod
They didn't know it but this meant sure death in cold blood
A dream warned all of these wise men:
not to see Herod again

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The Magi were no-shows, Herod absolutely flipped
Joseph, Mary, and Jesus went down to Egypt
But those poor boys in Bethlehem,
Herod had them all done in

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One day down in Egypt, Angels told of Herod's death
So Joseph packed up and headed for Nazareth
And as the prophets had forseen
Jesus would be Nazarene

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