God Created a Man

Parody of "I Can Make You a Man" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show"
References: Genesis 1
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

A Leaky saying slimey compounds
will expand into our race,
Bones picked from the ground
And strewn parts and limbs,
help us determine kin
They get from their chores a theory that has flaws
But they won't listen, it seems
And their message, it just sounds a bit extreme
With no link from between
Then came along man, (oh dummy!)

But they're wrong man!

Deletes suspicious, awry things
And fossilized dregs
Try to build up mans's shoulders, his chest, arms, and legs
Such an effort, if they only knew of God's plan
In just six short days,
God created a man

They'll do dress-ups and clean-ups
And they'll patch up their work
They think that Christians, must all be jerks
What they're believing, I just don't understand
'Cause in just six short days, God created a man.

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