He's So Hairy, Jacob's Brother

Parody of "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother" by The Hollies
References: Gensis 25,33
Parody Lyrics by Randall Hyde

When Jake was born,
By hair he was unadorned
But Esau the heir, had hair, everywhere

Jake grabbed his heel
'Cause born second's a bad deal

He's so hairy, Jacob's brother

So up they grew
Jake sold him a pot of stew
Esau was hungry,
His birthright, was the fee

When dad died,
"I am Esau" Jake lied

He's so hairy, Jacob's brother

Jake was frightened by all
Esau's anger and madness
So he skipped out of town
but that brought on a sadness
Jacob loved, his hairy brother

Back on the road, reached the point of no return
Esau's on his way, to there, Jacob's scared
But Jake's bro' did not hold a grudge at all
He's so hairy, Jacob's brother

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