| My wife forgot to set the clock It's running slow, I almost cry Lost my glasses, time just passes And it's past time, to say good-bye Had no time for a shower Just Kleenex and warm spit I'm cross because I Might not make it It's just another something Just seems to get in the way Chorus: Lord, well I've done something wrong Try to hurry in vain, kids got me half insane I'm only half-dressed well, to my dismay It's Nine O'Clock Sunday I'm half awake, and what's at stake Church starts real soon, that's my plight My wife's warning she knows what all the folks will say But hey, that's all right Well we haven't be late now, in over a year Unless you count last week, or so I hear Now the phone's ringing it's so hard to just get away [chorus] Well I tuck in my flab, as a doughnut I grab And I'm off to the Church with my crew At a moment like this, I can't help but wonder, What would Jimmy Swaggart do? Lord, well I've done something wrong Try to hurry in vain, kids got me half insane I'm only half-dressed well, to my dismay Lord, well I've done something wrong Try to hurry in vain, kids got me half insane I'm only half-dressed well, to my dismay To my dismay It's Nine O'Clock Sunday | |||
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